I just heard a thud. Followed by an exhale of exhaustion. Thank you for stitching my broken heart. May your needle of satisfaction find more to work with. And may the thread of time bind us all to the freedoms we need.
***Ugg - I'm going back to my corner now, it naughty & dirty and I like it there.***
Whaaaaa... Er, I'm not okay. Looking around to make sure no one is looking over my shoulder. Awkward... OH HEY MOM! What? Sex Poetry! No! It's about sharpening a pencil. Or I sword. Which ever kind of sword you want it to be. Yep.
I feel like some troll just told me to watch Boku No Pico... Uaaghh... Also, I wasn't thinking about Dante, I was thinking about when Zevren recited something simalar to are lovely warden... God I feel dirty. Not even the good kind of dirty, as I already stated. Im gonna go now...
I'm glad I made you laugh, perhaps I'll be some cheesy comedian that everyone loves someday.
And, yeah this type of poetry is... the key to being uncomfortable. Not that I dislike raunchy humor, hell I'm dirtier then half the dudes I know! But just coming out and saying "Im gonna shove my hotdog up your donut" kind doesn't do well for the atmosphere and over all feeling of safety. Or maybe that's just me.
(Also, "Once we're both satisfied I'll set you free"? What, were we locked in some dudes basement? )
Ahahahaha! I know, right?! And, just to play devil's advocate, if the..receiver? ISNT locked in some basement or held against their will, shouldn't the act of satisfaction be the setting free part? *facepalm*
XD If you were a comedian, I'd have to watch your stand-up at least once. Heheh.
if anyone ever doubted you were male this poem certainly proves that you are a man lol. i have to say i admire the bluntness of your words and your confidence. all i can say is i'm glad the words 'giant cock' don't feature