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Murphy's Law by xblackwater Murphy's Law by xblackwater
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Isn't that how it seems to go? :)

For the fellows that don't understand Venn diagrams: [link]

Teacher: So, what did we learn today, kids?
Boy: *raises hand*
Teacher: Yes, Brandon?
Boy: if you wanna get laid...be an asshole?

:lol:

Murphy's Law simply says: All the good ones are taken.
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:iconhl5tory:
Hl5tory Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha Love this!!
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:iconangelitadelacruz:
AngelitaDelaCruz Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Professional General Artist
Great..exactly.:)
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:iconredarticwolf:
RedArticWolf Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student Artist
It's sad, but it's true...but I can't help but wonder where I fall o-o

Nicely done! :D
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:icondiamondblaze007:
Diamondblaze007 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
OH THAT SHAPE IS MY MATH HOMEWORK!!!!!!! 
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:iconwuckingfeirdo:
WuckingFeirdo Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not mean lol
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:iconejkorvette:
EJKorvette Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
NOT necessarily.

I can empirically say that when you stop looking for someone, you will find them.
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:iconoutbreak21093:
outbreak21093 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I would certainly be at least nice. Maaaaybe smart. Big maybe.
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:iconblack-rose-117:
Black-Rose-117 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This is sadly so true :p especially the asshole part :p I hate guys like that -_-
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:iconkimberly-chan13:
Kimberly-chan13 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's awesome!!
I hate Venn diagrams really but this is great :D
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:icontherriveth:
Therriveth Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
Haha great! :D
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:iconstrawhatdshaina:
StrawhatDShaina Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
genius people do live huh ?
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:iconpoisonnero:
poisonnero Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha that's awesome
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:iconshyartist245:
Shyartist245 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
They are taken. Because someone got to them first.
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:iconaspens5stars:
Aspens5Stars Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
TRUTH
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:iconangela-minneblom:
Angela-Minneblom Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg this is genius!

Oh and btw thanks for the fav!♥
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:iconlady1298:
Lady1298 Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm 40%hot (still be a teen and doesn't care how her looks, come on take a little bit of make up!) + smart+ 30% nice(only nice with the parent)
So, what I am? -_-
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:icontheforgottenknight:
TheForgottenKnight Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
what I feel about men. so just take "girls" out of it and instead "guys". so true.
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:iconliveartaslifeart:
liveartaslifeart Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
Ty
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:iconemomppu:
Emomppu Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
If somebody really is smart then I don't think she's mean because she's not stupid enough to be mean. Did you get it?:| (Blank Stare) :D (Big Grin)
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:iconbabsdc:
BabsDC Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks! I feel better now! Let's be hot and smart my dear friend! :hug:
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:iconcarlosmuch:
Carlosmuch Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AHAHAH TOO BAD IM THE UGLY ONE
//will never get married and i dont fucking care for this shit moment
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:icondesufnoc-ma-i:
desufnoc-ma-i Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol seems about right
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:iconbabsdc:
BabsDC Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LMAO! so true! I think I'm the mean one Devilish 
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rocketshippergirl Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Professional Writer
It just shows that we need to break society's idea of the "perfect woman". And that we, guys and girls, should stop being narrowed minded and make a new way of the way that guys view girls, and vice versa
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InvaderPixi Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Mmmm Idk about that. Plenty of guys have outright called me pretty or hot. And I graduated in the top 20 of my class with honors... and I actively try not to be a total douchebag/bitch to people. And yet, I'm not taken as of 2 months ago. I think it all depends on the timing.
Also if you want to be laid, -dont- be an asshole. Be fucking confident. Girls like that.. Be confident, but be the nice, sweet guy. Don't allow yourself to be friendzoned, but dont do it in a way that makes everyone think you're a douchey twat. My advice? Just go for the gamer girls, they are almost always sweet and single. Usually a little introverted but still. Can -never- go wrong.
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:iconslushehgurl:
SlushehGurl Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I'm ugly xD
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:iconlamia-moonwing:
Lamia-Moonwing Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I am taken :p
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:iconthetallgiraffe:
theTallGiraffe Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not taken 😉
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:iconsorinamaryanne:
SorinaMaryanne Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
:)) Really nice one, made my morning :D
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:iconkittensofangel:
KittensofAngel Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I think the same can be said for guys XD
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:iconcosplayqueendom:
CosplayQueendom Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
....im not takn, so it either im ugly or im mean...or maybe im just dumb im not sure lol
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:iconnuswodahs:
Nuswodahs Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Almost completely true. They are either taken or have given up altogether. Finding them is so difficult but when you find one you can't mess it up. I've seen that too many times where they finally get together and the nice guy starts acting like the jerk she's been with before.
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:iconarrowdel:
ArrowDel Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're completely forgetting the CRAZY circle.
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:iconliveartaslifeart:
liveartaslifeart Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
LOL
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:icondeedraws:
DeeDraws Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ಠ_ಠ   People...still believe tired old bs like this??? SMH 

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XxCutieShippingxX Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
 I just.. thank you for saying it..Facepalm (excuse me for commenting on an old comment. This is seriously just making me mad right now...)
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:icondeedraws:
DeeDraws Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
totally understand. sometimes you're just browsing, looking at art and then SURPRISE! something worth one hundred million face palms. commiseration always accepted here.
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:iconjenni666:
Jenni666 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
my job is rulled my murphy's law and i hate it. but i like this.
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:iconxrainbowhammerx:
xRainbowHammerx Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
x.x This is accurate. Sadly ;-;
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:iconjoanamosi:
Joanamosi Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
that can apply to boys too :(
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:iconolgieshmolgie:
olgieshmolgie Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Professional Photographer
Clever
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Raichu-Lover400 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Student Artist
im kinda in the middle...even tho i can b mean at times. only when u get me mad im like that, other than that im cool X3
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Moonlight-K-Myst Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Unfortunately, everywhere I look,  Murphy's Law seems to be all to true. Perhap's it's the whole Bad Boy thing. Who knows?
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Moonlight-K-Myst Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"too, not "to". Typos hate me...
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:iconliveartaslifeart:
liveartaslifeart Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
Proper grammar somewhere??

MY EYES DECEIVE ME
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:iconmoonlight-k-myst:
Moonlight-K-Myst Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I am a grammar nerd. Grammar is pretty much my life.~<3
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:iconliveartaslifeart:
liveartaslifeart Featured By Owner May 20, 2014
Teehee mt xDD
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:iconmoonlight-k-myst:
Moonlight-K-Myst Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
^w^
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:iconmrselaisa:
mrselaisa Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014   General Artist
Not so nice, not even so smart and not so hot. But taken.  :D
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:iconlotusblossomarts:
LotusBlossomArts Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Student General Artist
And I'm none of them QvQ
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