Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
About Varied / Hobbyist Premium Member xblackwaterMale/United States Recent Activity
Deviant for 3 Years
3 Week Premium Membership
Statistics 30 Deviations 532 Comments 198,838 Pageviews



First, I whip it out.
Then I thrust it
With great force.
Every angle,
It penetrates,
Until, with great strength,
I ram it in!
In the end,
We are all satisfied,
And you are set free.

Aroused by playboy

Do you enjoy sneezing? 

694 deviants said No
580 deviants said Yes



Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Hey. I'm CJ. I like.. stuff.


xblackwater has started a donation pool!
685 / 9,000
Drop me a few points if you like my art :)

You must be logged in to donate.


Add a Comment:
iamawesome102 Featured By Owner 10 minutes ago  Hobbyist Writer
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me?"no" Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune
( sorry for bothering you with do stupid chain mail I just thought to pass it on) *sorry :(*
ShakespeareFreak Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Hi! So, a while back, you Favorited a deviation called "Through Eyes of Stone," a Monster High/Hunchback of Notre Dame crossover fanfic. I just wanted you to know that the old one's being deleted, so if you want to :+fav: the new version, it's here:…
That-HoH-pjofan12345 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thx 4 the llama! :headbang:
Crackers42 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014
Thanks for the fave :)
IngridBeast Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014
Thanks for the :+fav:! ^_^
Add a Comment: